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Joke of the Day

"Mitt Romney dissing Trump is like when an anime villain from the previous arc teams up to help stop the new billion times more evil villain"

"Teacher: R-O-X does spell rocks? Pupil: What does it spell then !"

"When she stops crying and gets really quiet, keep your guard up. You're experiencing what scientists refer to as ""the eye of the shitstorm."""

"What's the difference between a prostitute's vagina and r/Jokes? The vagina gets new, *original* content injected into it regularly."

"Anyone want to hear a really Nepalling joke about an earthquake? Oh. Nvm..."

"Why don't they tell jokes in base 8? Because seven ten eleven!"

"They say swearing is due to limited vocabulary. I know thousands of words, but I still prefer' f*ck off' to go away'."

"LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD: grandma what big eyes you have WOLF: u really think I look like ur grandma? I should eat u just for that u dumb shit"

"I could never be on a reality show because I wouldn't want my mom to see the faces I make when I talk to her on the phone."

"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through something so small?"