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Joke of the Day

"I prefer science to religion, as the former doesn't seem to grow vengeful and jealous when refused attention."

"What is the worst part about the Orlando massacre? Finding out that your son was gay."

"My trademark fight move is to ask someone very nicely not to hit me or be mean to me."

"So I released a new cook book in the oriental side of town. It's called *101 ways to wok your dog*"

"A man walks into a bar with Harambe Bartender: What can I get you ? Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice? Man: Yes, justice for Harambe."

"I learned today that ""bust a nut"" doesn't mean ""work really hard"" and boy aren't I embarrassed about using it in all those work memos."

"A client comes to a bank: My cheque was returned with a remark: ""Insufficient funds"". I'd like to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank?"

"My ex was a true professional.she said ""you are fired"" when we broke up."

"Whenever I hear someone died of natural causes, I think, ""Wait a minute. I have that."""

"What do you say when comforting a grammar Nazi? There, their, they're"