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Joke of the Day
"What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in? DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!"
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"me: can i have a coke waiter: is Pepsi ok? me: ya pepsi's fine pepsi: i have a boyfriend"
"My girlfriend asked me to get her a cold drink. Apparently cough syrup wasn't what she was after."