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Joke of the Day

"Critics of Islam are advocating the use of pages of the Quran as toilet paper which brings into question ones own wisdom for whipping ones arse with bullshit."

"Did you hear about the man who was using apples and oranges for flooring? He started to lay them down when he realized it was fruit-tile."

"On Christmas morning I want to eat Eggs Benedict out of a hubcap. Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."

"I was there when my wife gave birth... I was there when my wife gave birth. I watched as piss came out, and then shit. I think my wife regrets letting me name the twins."

"Two law students walked into a Bar. And realized it was all a lie."

"Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!"

"the printer in my office is fondly called Bob Marley it keeps jamming"

"Why is kim jong un such an asshole? he's mentally il."

"All of Jesus' disciples were big and muscular Because Jesus was their whey"

"Earthquake just hit California... Too many liberals are literally shaking."