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Joke of the Day
"Today is National Pasta Day I have a friend that would have loved today, but sadly she's pastaway"
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"I just leave my autocorrects so people will think I'm really passionate about ducks."
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"I went to the blacksmiths for a job interview He asked me ""have you ever shoed a horse before?"" I replied ""no, but i told a donkey to fuck off."""