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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Crispin ! Crispin who ? Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples !"
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"I like to picture my mom in the middle of the crowd at a Wu Tang concert, hands on her hips, just shouting grammar corrections back at them"
"9/11 jokes aren't funny. My uncle died on one of the planes. His last words were ALLAHHHU AKBARR!"
"30 seconds into Taylor Swifts new song I started hoping Kanye would interrupt her."
"What's the difference between a joke and a religion? Jokes are rarely offered as an excuse for civilised people to kill other people."
"Why doesn't Kylo Ren's lightsaber look like a normal lightsaber? Because it's a First Order approximation."
"Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife? Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)"
"[META] Please stop joking about Chris Brown beating Rihanna It's not funny when people keep beating a dead horse."
"What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common? Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)"
"What's long and hard and full of seamen? The tube sock under my bed."