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Joke of the Day
"What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job? Oh well that's just uber, isn't it"
Next Joke
"What's the best way to get a Jewish girls number? Roll up her sleeve."
"Some days you're the Titanic, some days you're the iceberg and some days you're that guy who hit the propeller on the way down."
"What do you call a homeless orphan? Depressing"
"Apparently a dog whistle in inaudible to the human ear. Just think, my pet could be sitting in front of me whistling a tune and I can't hear a thing."
"As a young southern farmer I used to dread wasting my time with hoes Now finally I can afford a tractor"
"My wife and i lost 150 pounds combined! Shes much prettier without those other 149 weighing her down"
"The police arrested 2 kids today One was eating batteries and the second was eating fireworks They charged the first one and let the other off"
"Damn girl, did you fall from heaven? Cause you're Satan."
"What is a neckbeard's favorite denomination of time? M'llenium"