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Joke of the Day

"need to find a better way to trick my dog into taking his medication bc the last 2 times he tricked me into taking it"

"Kate Keller is not a good mother. After learning that her daughter, Helen Keller, got turned down by a boy, she asks: ""Are you seeing someone?"""

"If God is your co-pilot - swap seats."

"Schools should teach mandatory classes on when a phone conversation is done."

"""I'm going to be a little bit late"" -people that are going to be very late"

"McDonald's is opening their first restaurant in India. Employees must ask if you want flies with every order."

"Did you know they are making an action movie about the great composers? Arnold Schwarzeneggar says he'll be Bach."

"I told my redneck uncle how I learned about the five pillars of Islam. He said Muslims must all be a bunch of pansies. Just one pillar has always been enough for him, and he sleeps just fine!"

"What's worse than a puppy nailed to a tree? A puppy nailed to 7 trees."

"How much of northern Canada is livable? *Nunavut*"