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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pig that has never been tested for an infection? Uncultured swine."
Next Joke
"What's denser than a black hole? Your ex."
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? A picture of Jesus only needs *one nail* to hold it up."
"Couldn't eat my soup when I watched The Matrix because there was no spoon."
"Just trying to figure out how the text box works"
"Why are rapists terrible at academics? BECAUSE THEY THINK WITH THE WRONG HEAD!"
"No Grandma, he has a hair piece, not herpes"
"12 of my favorite anti-jokes"
"I'd like to hear Tony the Tiger's opinion on other products before he tells me how great his cereal is."
"The Three Words You Dread What are the three words you dread the most while making love? ""Honey, I'm home."""