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Joke of the Day
"In Victoria Secret shop... sir can i help you? yes...does this come in children sizes?"
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"Do you have 11 protons? Because you are sodium fine :p"
"I was waiting in line for soup at my favorite Vietnamese food truck... When this guy pushes in front to place his order. I'm like, ""Dude, pho queue."""
"I only buy expensive baby food with cute babies on the label because I'm willing to pay extra if it means my kids aren't eating ugly babies."
"What do you say when the Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN"
"Your girlfriend is so good in bed but can't do house chores. When your relatives complain you be like ""You guys don't know her very well"""
"How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb? One can't, but two can."
"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like a choir boy."
"I'm stuck somewhere between playing my cards right & not playing with a full deck."
"Okay restaurants. Enough with the clever bathroom signs. A simple M and F will do. Sincerely, drunk people."