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Joke of the Day

"Se7en is a great movie even if you haven't seen o1e, 2wo, thr3e, 4our, 5ive or 6ix."

"Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!"

"It's 2010, why oh why must my laundry still be segregated?"

"which part of the centaur carries the centaur babies is it the lady torso or the horse torso and why can't I stop thinking about this"

"It's been legalized! Seattle and Denver will be sharing a Super Bowl!"

"(uncouth) A priest and a rabbi are walking by a playground... The priest says ""Let's fuck those kids"" The rabbi says, ""Outta what?"" One of my faves, always makes me chuckle when I think of it"

"Three nuns are walking down the street, when a streaker runs past them. The first one has a stroke The second one has a stroke And the third doesn't touch him."

"3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep. The other wants to know if penguins have knees."

"What do you call it when you have a bad dream about having sex with someone you hate? A 'fucking' nightmare."

"Why did god invent whiskey? (x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world"