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Joke of the Day
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool *badum pssssh*"
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"What's a ghost's favorite type of car? A Booghati"
"What's does an angry, anti-feminist Redditor have in common with a newborn baby? The only vagina they've touched is their mothers!"
"What is the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? 1 US Leader."
"They say people couldn't have everything because they don't have enough space to put it, I say 'everything' includes a bag with infinite space so I can put everything in easily."
"How do you make an eggroll? You push it."
"""Excuse me, but the sign says 'No shirt, no shoes, no service.' It doesn't say a goddamn thing about no pants."" - Me, drunk at Target"
"I'm a lot like Jesus because I like wine and I tell people what to do."
"I think my TV is broken because these commercials make being human look like a gorgeous adventure but I'm just tired and sad. Yes I can hold"
"What do you call an Ethiopian family photo A Bar Code."