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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a gay guy flying a plane? The pilot."

"What's the difference between Vincent van Gogh and Evander Holyfield? Are you serious? I could give you a mouthful."

"Silly Rabbit, Trix are for a culture of entitled white American children who are systematically fed a diet of high fructose corn syrup."

"They released a new study on marriage It's the number one cause of divorce"

"I got a boner at a funeral today.... Mourning wood."

"Knuckle Tats (I) (H)(A)(V)(E) (W)(A)(Y) (T)(O)(O) (M)(A)(N)(Y) (F)(I)(N)(G)(E)(R)(S)"

"A new thought from Anton Belvedere Q: What did I say to Queen Amidala on Mardis Gras? A: Show me your Naboobs!"

"""The problem with quotes on the Internet is that they're not always accurate."" - Albert Einstein"

"I've never met a Friday I didn't like!"

"How do you tell apart a guitarist and a computer geek? Ask them if they think solid states are shitty."