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Joke of the Day
"I don't care if Facebook says you've got friends. Don't believe everything you read"
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"It's better to have loved and lost than be eaten by a bear."
"""Am I the first man you have ever loved?"" he said. ""Of course,"" she answered ""Why do men always ask the same question?""."
"*sees couple holding hands* *violently breaks them apart* ""Go. You're free now."""
"David Bowie = Died at 69 Alan Rickman = Died at 69 Donald Trump = is 69 I think we all understand where this is heading"
"Why aren't there any jokes about Jonestown? The punchline was too long"
"My grandfather has the heart of a lion... ...and a lifetime ban from the local zoo."
"My friend accidentally shot off three of his toes He told me to get him to a hospital, I told him ""Sorry i'm Lack-Toes Intolerant""."
"Why do dentists recommend jpeg? It is a flossy compression method."
"I took my kids' screens away so we could spend some quality time together and it turns out they are really terrible to be around"