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Joke of the Day

"How do you get Dick from Richard? You ask him nicely."

"What is the difference between your wife and your job? Your job still sucks."

"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy? Because he was too far out, man."

"A banker friend of mine had a breakup recently He lost interest."

"Safety Tip: lock your doors and windows before bed. Btw, I love what you've done with the place."

"What's the difference between a seal and a sealion? An electron"

"Being Poor A man complains to his wife saying, ""We're so poor we can't even afford punchlines to our jokes!"" And she says..."

"TIL if you type your password for all to see it gets censored. Look: 1337Penis Edit: GOD DANG IT"

"The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi."

"People used to laugh at me when I would say ""I want to be a comedian"", well nobody's laughing now"