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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from Tyson."
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"North Korea is back online after internet outage. Sources say South Korea changed the wifi password."
"""Beatles or Stones?"" I asked my son. ""Why can't I just have something normal for dinner?"" he pleaded"
"High School French In high school, I was in the French Club. All we would ever do is surrender to the German Club."
"[breakfast in hell] STALIN: Toast is burnt POL POT: Eggs are rotten HITLER: I hate the juice STALIN: Oh here we go HITLER: I said JUICE"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Agatha ! Agatha who ? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin ?"
"Went to India and let me tell you, never seen so many taxi drivers in my life!They work in restaurants, banks even in hospitals over there."
"I can always tell when someone is lying by tying them down and strapping them to a lie detector."
"What is the difference between 3 dicks and a joke about Muhammad? Terrorists can't take a joke about Muhammad."
"If the hackers that stole all those Yahoo passwords could tell me what mine is I'd appreciate it. I've been locked out for about 4 years now"