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Joke of the Day
"Why do hitman always wear gloves? because theyre always wacking guys off...."
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"If Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman had a baby together, what would the kid be like? I know there's a joke in there somewhere..."
"""I have no advice. I can't talk! I am a building."" -Prison advice"
"""who else wakes up in the morning and checks their Facebook like its the morning newspaper??"""
"Dolly Madison should make snack cakes for diet ""cheat days"" and call them Ashley Madisons."
"Welcome to plastic surgery anonymous I'm seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and I have to say i'm really disappointed."
"Why do school nurses bring a red crayon to work? So they can draw blood"
"Let's shoot some hoops. I hate those fucking things. Maybe we can play basketball afterwards."
"Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn't pretty and wasn't ugly ? She was pretty ugly"
"In wartime, it's so often the most vulnerable who get forgotten. Someone needs to kill them too."