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Joke of the Day

"Do you know the difference between camping and molestation? No? In that case, do you want to go camping this weekend?"

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"Today, a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships... Apparently ""in HD"" was not the right answer."
"You cannot taste me until you undress me. Sincerely , Banana"
"I went the school of hard knocks... My knuckles are still sore."
"How many plates do you need to draw a picture? Tenplates"
"Somebody just told me they were bad but they didn't say ""cha'mone"" afterward so haha cmon guy how bad can you be"
"Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks? So that they can see the battle."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Teenage Pregnancy Barbie ...complete with dropout forms. Angry parents and deadbeat boyfriend sold separately"
"Two guys are talking in a bar... About their wives. The first man proudly tells the other '""My wife's an angel!"" to which the other man replies, ""You're lucky, mine's still alive."""
"Did you hear what happened to the dildo farmer? He had a big problem with squatters."
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