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Joke of the Day

"Kim Kardashian's birthday is today AND she got engaged to Kanye West! It's almost like it was made for TV! Wait...."

"I met this gorgeous girl on the subway... and I said to her, ""do you know the different between lunch and a blowjob"" ""no"" Ok, lets go to lunch then."

"Why did robin williams cross the road? I Fucked his uncle too hard!!!!!!!!"

"What do you call and Indian funeral? A pool party"

"What kind of parents are see-through? Transparence!"

"Therapist: Do you project your problems onto others? Me: Don't flip out, but I feel like you're asking me that to make yourself look smart."

"How do you make a dog stop humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick."

"It's not Wingardium Leviosa It's Wingardium Leviosah-Dude"

"So you're the bitch that told that bitch that I'm a bitch. Well listen bitch, it takes a bitch to know a bitch. So who's the bitch now, bitch?"

"nothing says FUCK YOU like a restaurant giving you one napkin with your takeout order"