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Joke of the Day

"Cinderella & Clark Kent would be a fun couple. Any time she took off her shoe or he took off his glasses, it'd be: ""Who the hell are you?!"""

"What's the first thing you do when attacked by a gang of clowns? Go straight for the juggler."

"BREAKING: Swiss Police confirm that, when arrested, all seven FIFA officials threw themselves on the ground and pretended to be injured."

"An Irish man walks out of a bar..."

"idiot blind person What is the difference between someone who is so dumb he doesn't know how to open his eyes and the sun. The sun is bright enough to see!"

"Jesus walks into a bar and says ""I'll just have water"""

"My 8 year old daughter said she needed a new head coach at school I figured why not have my wife be the new head coach? She's great at it!"

"Euphemism? I 'ardly know 'im!"

"I avoid making friends by being honest with people"

"""I'm not really a big dog person."" - lying werewolf"