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Joke of the Day

"My 8 year old daughter said she needed a new head coach at school I figured why not have my wife be the new head coach? She's great at it!"

"What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit's Fingers"

"Why were Helen Keller's hands purple... ... because she heard it through the grape vine."

"A joke for Europe A Greek, an Italian, and a Spaniard go into a bar and have an awesome time, ordering drinks till dawn. So who pays the tab? A German."

"What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? Branch manager."

"What is the most religious insect ? A mosque-ito !"

"When people tell me ""You're gonna regret that in the morning"" I sleep in til noon, because I'm a problem Solver"

"What type structural support do you make out of phone books? A call-em"

"My dog left me christmas present under the tree I had to clean it up"

"I hate it when a dog starts barking and then every other dog nearby retweets him."