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Joke of the Day
"My Dad asked if I wanted to go on a mountain climbing trip with him in Nepal, I said, ""Sher, pa"""
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"Sometimes I just like to sit on the couch and do nothing for 3 years."
"What do you bury a Jewish metalhead in? A Moshe pit!"
"My boss told me, ""you're the worst train driver ever. How many have you derailed this year?"" I replied, ""I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"""
"Boss: Why weren't you at work last week? Me: Why are you living in the past?"
"My signature move is parking closely to the sports car at the end of the lot taking up four spaces."
"What do you call an angry wind? A cross breeze."
"What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and acne? Acne waits until you're thirteen before it comes in your face"
"My dad always told me that people that curse are too dumb to say anything else... and i was like ""what the fuck does that mean?"""
"* changes bedsheets, 14 socks fall out * Hmmm... * apologizes to the dryer *"