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Joke of the Day
"What do you call that lever on a desk chair that adjusts lower back support? The Lumbar Jack"
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"According to WebMD, I have a Client Error due to 400 Bad Request."
"My younger dog can go to sleep in about 4 seconds. The older one takes about 6 because she's got more shit to worry about, I guess."
"Bus stop A man with three eyes, no arms and one leg is waiting at a bus stop. A bus pulls up. The driver opens the door and says, ""Eye eye eye, you look armless enough, hop on!"""
"What do you call it when a cow goes on holiday? A vaccation"
"I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus. Then I saw her arguing with him about money. Now I see Santa drinking by himself."
"Who was the largest knight at the Round Table? Sir Cumference. Why was he so fat? He ate too much pie."
"Why is it so hard to find a woman who loves me for me and not the person I lied and manipulated her into thinking I am?"
"They say eye contact in job interviews is important, but try sticking a finger in the interviewer's eye and they always get mad."
"It's great how you have legs that can take you away from a conversation when you don't feel like listening to people anymore"