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Joke of the Day
"I'm not transphobic, I used to play with toy locomotives all the time!"
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"""You won't like me when I'm angry. Because I always back up my rage with facts and documented sources."" The Credible Hulk."
"As there aren't any female leprechauns, where do leprechauns come from ~ something to ponder every St Patrick's Day"
"Why is the Jewish 'April fools day' celebrated in July? Jew lie"
"My wife decided to adopt a dog from the shelter So now I have to come home to a raging bitch and a poodle."
"What did the gay Mexican dentist ask his boyfriend for? Oral, B."
"What kind of pants does Super Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim"
"If you want to keep a secret from me, write it and send it to me as a Facebook event invitation."
"Don't be afraid to put yourself out there. The worst that can happen is embarrassment, social shame and everyone thinking you're an idiot"
"I saw a photon go by... ...it seemed friendly, but it didn't wave."