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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the contortionist who filed for bankruptcy? He couldn't make ends meet."
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"Dogs that don't bark are the most dangerous of all They're woofless"
"Making jokes about rape is hard... because it's such a touchy subject and you always have to force it"
"Problem: I hate peeing alone, sleeping, & nobody talks to me about random nonsense Solution: kids"
"Doctor's office A man walk's into the doctor's office to get a check-up. The doctor tells the man he needs to quit masturbating. The man asks why . The doctor says, ""So I can examine you""."
"I once got a d in school. It was degrading."
"I parked in a disabled space today... ...and a traffic warden shouted to me, ""Oi, what's your disability?"" I said ""Tourettes! Now fuck off!"""
"My neighbour thinks it's funny to joke with my wife, in front of me, that our kids look a bit like him. One day, I'm going to say something to the black bastard."
"TED talk about staying in bed"
"A jewish girl asks her dad for 40 dollars her dad looks at her and says""30 DOLLARS??!!?!, what do you need 20 dollars for? here's a ten, go split it with your brother"""