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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Earth suddenly enter a manic episode then go back to a depressive episode? Because it's bipolar."

"I've been tweeting for 10 hours straight...and 3 hours gay."

"What do Japan and Shaq have in common? Kobe Beef"

"What do you call two marry-go-rounds having sex? I don't know, i'm just fucking around."

"What is the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield? Its asshole."

"A boy asked his rich uncle for a cowboy outfit for his birthday. So the uncle bought him a used car dealership."

"Chewbacca told everyone about my sex change operation. Damn wookieeleaks"

"How do you know if an Asian broke into your house? Your math homework's done, your computer is upgraded, and that little shit is still trying to back out of your driveway."

"What is Grammar? The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit."

"Doctors write the prescriptions illegibly so you can't see that it says: ""This one has insurance. Don't kill him."""