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Joke of the Day
"What do you call lesbians doing karate? dikewondo"
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"Picture me eating dinner. Wrong! Louder. Drunker. Even more backup dancers."
"What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke? RIP post"
"Hoping to get a 4k tv after Christmas. Making my new years resolution 3840 x 2160."
"What is a group of gay pirates favorite pastime? Pegging each other's booty"
"Watching CNN for news is like watching ""Patch Adams"" for medical advice."
"Christmas song for people with synesthesia: do you see what I heeeaarrr"
"Every time I think I finally have the life I always dreamed of....I wake up."
"Jesus said to love your neighbor, but makes no mention about putting up with their music at 3am."
"I think a duck's opinion of me, is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread!"