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Joke of the Day
"What's the tallest building in your city? The library, because it has the most stories."
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"Why was 10 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9."
"When do you get when you take 50 lesbians and 50 civil servants? 100 people that don't do dick."
"What gun would Jesus outlaw first? A nail gun"
"Why did the fox cross the road? It was chassing after the chicken!"
"I once saw a skit about public hanging It had brilliant execution."
"I bet Egyptians were all like ""Yo, nobody in history will ever worship and revere cats like we do"" and then came the internet."
"Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints? He couldn't decide what font to use."
"Lack creativity? Do you like doing the exact same thing every day all day? Open a barbershop in Asia."
"Man calls home before leaving the office, asks his wife to slide down the banister. To get his dinner warmed up."