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Joke of the Day

"DOCTOR: congratulations, it's a boy! *holds up baby tricycle* BICYCLE DAD: what the hell? BICYCLE MOM: *crying*"

"Did you hear about the comedian who gave an old lady a defective piece of cooking equipment? He's known for his deadpan delivery."

"Kind of cruel how preschool and the Muffin Man teach girls that they might one day find a guy made entirely out of muffins."

"The first 30 years of childhood are always the hardest."

"Lionel Richie: I'm easy like Sunday morning Sunday morning: wow I'm right here"

"Why Bell laboratories has so many Nobel Laureates? Because the **Nobel** awarding committee cannot say **No** to **Bel** labs."

"My friend learned today that his effeminate kid's favourite song comes from Annie. I'm not sure, but if I had to guess, The Son'll Come Out Tomorrow."

"So I got a vasectomy today... Doctor walks in and says: ""you're in good hands, I've altered more balls than Tom Brady"""

"What do you give a sick bird? A tweetment"

"What do Jewish termites do for Passover? They have a cedar dinner."