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Joke of the Day
"A question from an agnostic dyslexic Is there Dog?"
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"What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist? One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale"
"I hate jokes that rely on visual imagery... I've had it up to here with them."
"Harper Lee's new novel is a Mexican spinoff of her classic... Tequila Mockingbird"
"What's an epileptic man's least favorite element? Cesium."
"Yeah I pee in the shower, but not while I'm in it"
"Chuck Norris eats lightning and farts thunder."
"You people who pull back the shower curtain checking for psycopathic murderers ... if you find one, what's your plan?"