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Joke of the Day

"How do you piss off Winnie the Pooh? Put two fingers in his honey."

"What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ? He died in agony !"

"How do you stop a ginger from drowning? You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it."

"Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class ? Pupil: My mother won't let me do it at home !"

"I can relate to people who say they need to rest so they can recover after a tough workout. I feel exactly the same after a heavy meal."

"If two rap artists adopted a child... Would it be named Lil Jon Wayne?"

"I call my dick fun Because it's what girls just want to have!"

"You know you're drunk when... ...you get home, put food in the microwave, and then enter your pin number."

"Someone sly sheared sleeping sheep. Talk about shear terror."

"How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, feminist can't change anything."