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Joke of the Day

"Indian Chief My friend got an Indian Chief tattooed on his arm. His arm never worked again!"

"What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times? Windows 10."

"WAITER: the duck is organic & cruelty-free ME: can i order a duck who endured lots of cruelty WAITER: what why ME: a duck killed my father"

"I just started watching a documentary about Abu Hamza... I'm hooked!"

"I thought yesterday was going to be pretty boring... But it sure started off with a bang."

"Einstein developed a theory about space... ...it was about time too."

"What does a dog do, that a man steps into. Pants."

"I like a good long cuddle with my girlfriend after sex It's the quickest way to deflate her"

"Where do suicide bombers go after they die All over the place"

"Apparently someone in Detroit gets stabbed every 3 minutes. Poor bastard."