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Joke of the Day

"A decepticon is a just a cheeky emoticon at the end of a message intended to excuse the sender and confuse the recipient. Ex: Please die ;)"

"I've decided I want to start a career in Mirror Cleaning It's just something I can see myself doing."

"Ever listen to the radio station WPMS? 3 weeks of the blues, one week of rag-time"

"Morning wood makes the best fire."

"Best joke I've heard in a while 63071"

"Soda What do you call a soda that was beat up in a fight? CREAMED SODA"

"What's the bet part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There's twenty of them!"

"What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common? The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!"

"You'll never know what you want until someone says you can't have it."

"When asked my theory on Amelia Earhart's disappearance I said ""maybe she went black"" and now I don't have to help with homework"