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Joke of the Day

"Internet is filled with girls crying over Zayn leaving 1D. Never knew there were so many girls in the world until yesterday."

"I think I speak for Earth when I say that I'm ready for Justin Bieber to turn to hard drugs and squander his wealth, eventually losing fame."

"I read my kids a few select Facebook statuses before bed, kiss them on their heads, and whisper, ""This is why we have to stay in school"""

"What happened when the Italian Chef Died He Pasta Way"

"What goes dot-dot-croak dot-dash-croak ? Morse toad !"

"When you think about it, the little old man behind the curtain in Oz was the original catfish."

"Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didn't get wet! Why not? Because it wasn't raining!"

"To all those people that have ever talked about me behind my back... You discussed me."

"If you piss me off in the grocery store I will get in line in front of you and pay for a single banana with a personal check"

"How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? One. They're efficient and don't have humour."