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Joke of the Day

"you can't say ""i'm bored"" as an adult because if you have time to be bored then you should just be napping. wow you're bad at adulting"

"What do you call a Sith Lord who lives in the woods? Darth Deciduous"

"What is an orphan's favourite drink? Fosters."

"If a guitar player is a guitarist, and a piano player is a pianist, what's the term for someone who plays the banjo? Racist"

"If you're a couple who sit on the same side of the booth, I'mma slide into the empty seat and eat your fries. Stop creeping everyone out."

"Did you read the article about the automated journalist? The story writes itself."

"I hope Jackie Chan doesn't go the way of Eddie Murphy... I probably wouldn't be able to discern if he was playing every character in a movie or not."

"A Joke I Thought Up in Stats Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%? It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!"

"Whats the worst thing you can do to a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet"

"Remember, it's not a real paleo diet unless you're eating mammoth every day."