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Joke of the Day

"A snake walks in to a bar... Barman says ""you can't do that""!"

"""Wanna hear a joke about being shot by the police?"" ""No thanks, I get depressed by black humour."" Maybe I should cross-post this to /r/ImGoingToHellForThis"

"So I had some Oasis soup today... Got a roll with it!"

"Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken."

"Our Mexican neighbor made us dinner and it tastes like I committed a grave error in marrying a white girl."

"A snake walks into a bar... ""I didn't know snakes could walk"" said the bartender"

"Did you hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither did he ... /Badump-psh."

"Before I die I want to be chased through the back of a Chinese restaurant."

"Did you hear about the ghoul's favorite hotel? It had running rot and mould in every room."

"How is Donald Trump related to this post? They're both jokes."