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Joke of the Day
"What is the bees favourite film ? The Sting !"
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"I saw on a Viagra bottle ""Keep away from Children"" What kind of a man do they think I am?"
"When I wake up at night, I reach out to you, I love you not for what you look like I love you for what you have inside. (Me to my fridge)"
"My girlfriend told me to stop singing ""Wonderwall"". I said Maybe!!"
"Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii? ""Aloha Ackbar"" doesn't go over well at the airport"
"Why do the poles shift? to find better jobs"
"What does a redditer say when he reads a joke on r/jokes? We saw that same joke two days ago"
"A bartender walks into a barn... The horse says, ""Hey, why the wrong place?"""
"One man. One dream. One crazy summer. Three wizards. Fourteen cobras. Ten thousand condoms. I dunno, I'm just listing things."
"What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? The Wall was their last big hit. (ripped off a dark jokes thread a while back)"