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Joke of the Day
"Poker never works well in Africa Ethiopians always eat the chips"
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"Study says that 1 in 3 people suffers from short term memory"
"Do you know the difference between genius and stupid? ""Genius has its limits."""
"If you're drunk, you're 3 sheets to the wind... ...if you're stoned, are you three papers to the wind?"
"Next time someone says ""Thanks!"" reply: ""You're welx!"". It's a cool new abbreviation I made up you can use. Make sure to attribute it to me."
"Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!"
"TRAINER: you know what they say ME: no pain! lo mein! TRAINER: it's ""no gain"" ME: (eating Chinese food) i like this better"
"Why was Beethoven making a lot of money? His property was Fur Elise"
"I went out with a girl the other night who turned out to be really weird I guess the fact that she said she was a communist should have been a big red flag"
"What did the vacuum cleaner salesman say? This one really sucks."