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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a small fortune out of horses? Start off with a large fortune!"
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"What did the ghost say to the bee? Boo bee"
"I've haven't eaten gluten for a week... and I, personally, already feel *so* annoying."
"there's nothing quite as American as eating when you're not even hungry"
"What do you call a nose with no body? Nobody knows."
"Sometimes I want to kidnap a few woman for two to three weeks so that their eyebrows can grow without fear"
"who gave a dyslexic child a gift last christmas? Satan"
"If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, ""Two seconds 'til."" After you ask, ""Two seconds 'til what?"" he roundhouse kicks you in the face."
"How loud can you talk? -Alcohol"
"Why can't ghosts have babies? Because they have hollow-weenies!"