118612
Joke of the Day
"What's white, hard, and 12 inches long? Nothing."
Next Joke
"Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There's no need to remind him every six months about it."
"A lot of kids these days don't even want to be sailors... ...but it's just so easy to give in to ""pier"" pressure."
"Good luck listening to 80's music without imagining my silhouette doing karate poses."
"A couple who are silly together stay together."
"""Did you check your pockets?"" - kangaroo who's lost a child"
"Why is a great tune like great unprotected sex? The malady lingers on long after it's over ..."
"They say 3 out of 4 people text and drive Not me; I watch YouTube videos."
"Sports are a lot like porn... Great ball handling skills can make a lot of money."
"You guys know monogamy is NOT a type of wood, right?!?"