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Joke of the Day

"My Bucket List * ~~Five gallon bucket~~ * ~~Mop bucket~~ * Bucket hat"

"A Swedish software company has created a new app that records and analyzes what you say during sleep. You can tell the app is working when it's mad at you the whole next day."

"What reindeer can jump higher than a house? They all can! Houses can't jump!"

"A blonde went to buy 2 bananas The seller told her that he didn't have change and asked if she wanted one more, the blonde responded ""Okay, i will eat one""."

"no, dont go there dont touch that no, leave it alone keep your hands off! a typical morning with my 3yo (or pissed off with my husband)"

"How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs? Raw"

"In honor of women's day I would like to honestly say that...."" Life with out you ladies would literally be a pain in the ass"""

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To move out of range of North Korea's long ranged missiles."

"Pluto Its Self Ex-Planetary"

"So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem walks into a bar... And I kid you not, he came out of NOWHERE"