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Joke of the Day
"What will the first female Mexican head of state be called? The Precedent."
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"The estate of Charles Dickens is too make alcoholic beverages from the apples on their land The slogan is ""All the girls love a Dickens Cider"""
"what do you call a lesbian in a ford windstar filled with penises? dick van dyke"
"I think that some of the people I see in Wal Mart shouldn't be allowed to leave Wal Mart."
"Hey girl.. you ready to [loudly toward the door] TAKE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL *roommate sends in R/C truck with a bunch of condoms taped to it*"
"REMINDER: If men could get pregnant, birth control would be in Hooters' wing sauce."
"Have you seen www.veryangry.com? No AND STOP ASKING ME STUPID QUESTIONS!"
"How do you describe a boring, Asian, black and white film? Anti-chromactic"
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
"Why is everyone in the Soviet Union always in a hurry? Why is everyone in the Soviet Union is always in a hurry? They're all Russian."