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Joke of the Day

"What did Mexican Anakin say when he heard about the Catholic Priest sex scandals? Now *this* is Padre sin!"

"Why don't midgets like barbecues? because the steaks are too high."

"[1st day in hell] Devil: Your damnation will be that you are a shoe model for all eternity. Me: That's it? D: *hands me orange Crocs*"

"What do you call a Polish dancer? A stripper"

"No thanks, doctor's office that used to be a house."

"""What the hell was that? What the hell was that? What the hell was that?"" (Winning Scriptwriter Submission for Ghost Hunters)"

"It's about time we, as a sophisticated society, start getting birds to wear diapers."

"Be that Shopping Cart with the bad wheel. Go in your own direction no matter how hard someone try's to push you in theirs."

"Where do you get virgin wool? Ugly sheep."

"Did you hear about the Energizer Bunny? A judge charged him with battery."