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Joke of the Day

"ME: I lied in my interview. BOSS: what was the lie? ME: all lies. except about my aunt. BOSS: she wants to party with me? ME: big time."

"So I'm drinking in a bar... ... And the waitress yells 'help! Does anyone know CPR?!' So I say 'Hell I know the whole alphabet!' So everyone laughs. Except this one guy."

"The Counselor was greeting the new campers. 'So you decided to come to camp' she said to one. 'Nope' the camper answered. 'I was sent to camp!'"

"I farted in the Apple store and everyone got pissed at me. Not my fault they don't have Windows."

"What do you call a duck that likes to steal? A Robber Ducky!"

"Doctor, doctor I think I need glasses!! You certainly do sir. This is a fish and chip shop."

"What did the worm want to do when he grew up? He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps)."

"Why do white people own so many pets? Because they cant own blacks"

"What is Jabba the Hut's middle name? the"

"Another poor soul worked at a company making blankets. He lost his job when the company folded."