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Joke of the Day

"There's nothing worse when I bring a girl home from a bar and she's in still in my bed the next morning That's when the smell of a corpse really begins to take effect"

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"Trying to write a racist joke. But it is impossible since this huge nigger is looking at me and sees every word i wri...assfnj fasd"
"How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe? He tried to blow up a police car."
"Why do Asian girls have small boobs? Because only A's are acceptable."
"What do Romans use to cut pizza Little Caesars"
"How was your trip to Israel? This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty ""in tents""."
"Coworker: Are you seeing anyone? Me: Unfortunately. CW: Then why are you dating her? Me: No, I meant you're standing in front of me."
"TIFU by posting in the wrong subreddit"
"So I was talking to a Christian mother We were talking and she said ""I tell my kids Santa doesn't exist, I don't want them to believe in stuff that isn't real."""
"""my dad works at Nintendo"" ""No he doesn't ur such a liar"" *Donkey Kong walks in & takes off his hat & coat* ""Hey sport, good day at school?"""