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Joke of the Day
"What do get when a ghost picks his nose? Boooooogers!"
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"What's the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? A boy scout comes back from his camp."
"Jose was embarassed of his weight. No weigh Jose"
"Went into a five-star hotel to use the bathroom and now it's a two-star hotel."
"Why were the ghosts wet and tired? They had just dread-ged the lake."
"My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way."
"What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed? Thanks for the handy cap."
"TIFU by asking a chinese girl's number... I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She replied, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 6663629."""
"Little Jack Warner Sat in the corner A finger in every pie. He stuck in his thumb And pulled out a bung And said ""Lets all go to Dubai!"""
"Why don't black people get sunburns? Prisons are indoors. *(sorry black redditors)*"