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Joke of the Day
"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket. She says ""Oh great, some guy has my pen"""
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"I put the 'extra vag' in extravaganza"
"I'm at the phase of Christmas where I'm looking at stuff in my house and going ""I could just wrap that."""
"America! Where we celebrate mediocrity! 15 year olds should not be praised for losing 50 pounds while still being 300 plus..."
"I was told that at birth I had a choice between perfect memory or a big penis. ""I fucking remember"" i replied"
"For Sale: Dwarf Jacuzzi Can also be used as a foot spa."
"Nothing creepier than a grown man drinking a glass of milk."
"What's funnier than a crying baby? A dead baby."
"My ex is coming to town tomorrow so I have to lose fifty pounds by morning."
"In school it be like 2+2=4. Homework: 2x8+3=19. Then the test: Juan has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the suns mass. Wtf"