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Joke of the Day
"I have a joke about capitalism. I'll tell it to the highest bidder."
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"Science builds airplanes & skyscrapers... ...and faith brings them together."
"They say faith can't move mountains But I've seen what it can do to skyskrapers"
"Twinkle twinkle line of coke, you're the reason why I'm broke. :("
"Florida mom delivers 14-pound baby after surprise pregnancy . Florida?? NO PART of this story surprises me."
"The Story of 3 chinese immegrants"
"What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government? A Haiku."
"Why do sharks like stoners? Because they're baked snacks."
"where did Mary go after the explosion?! EVERYWHERE!"