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Joke of the Day

"If you woke up in the woods with a handful of leaves and a condom hanging out of your butt, would you tell anyone? Wanna go camping?"

"What is a pirate's favorite letter?"

"The Fine Bros. 'React' announcement was like a television with no antenna. Poor reception."

"They found a mysterious hole in the fence of our local nudist colony. The police are looking into it."

"Did you hear about the guy who fell into a truck full of French bread? He's in a lot of pain now."

"What's the hardest number to say? ... 70 because after 69 your mouth's full."

"What do you call a constipated Benedict Cumberbatch? No Shit Sherlock"

"Getting Old- It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker."

"What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer? An attornity."

"Women are like Fruits. Every Woman has her own unique taste and color. But The problem is the Men. They seem to love Fruit salad..!!"