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Joke of the Day

"I was trying to chose a password for my email, but I was not able to... I had chosen BrazilianDefense, but apparently it was too weak."

"What do you call it when a Jamaican kid's getting roasted Bwoi-opsy"

"I can't wait until this election is over and we can go back to calling Trump supporters what they were originally called Racists"

"I'm gonna go out on a limb and declare 'Drugs' the winner of the war on drugs."

"Our son eats 3 bowls of generic fruity pebbles every morning then pukes on the bus."

"If you get engaged and you and your partner both owns dogs do the dogs become brother and sister or are they married too?"

"What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist? A marine biologist."

"Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving..."

"Verne Troyer was pick-pocketed on a recent trip to New York. I can't believe someone would stoop that low."

"I just ate a watch... ... It was time consuming. I'm thinking of going for seconds."