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Joke of the Day

"I was trying to chose a password for my email, but I was not able to... I had chosen BrazilianDefense, but apparently it was too weak."

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"Our son eats 3 bowls of generic fruity pebbles every morning then pukes on the bus."
"If you get engaged and you and your partner both owns dogs do the dogs become brother and sister or are they married too?"
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"Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving..."
"Verne Troyer was pick-pocketed on a recent trip to New York. I can't believe someone would stoop that low."
"I just ate a watch... ... It was time consuming. I'm thinking of going for seconds."